because-thats-what-people-do:

i judge people on whether they say coo coo cachoo or goo goo gajoob

kingschultzies:

*policeman voice* alright sir im going to have to ask you a few questions. *pulls out notepad* where did you come from? where did you go? *slams fists on interrogation table* where DID you come from cotton eyed joe?

  • Guy: Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
  • Me: No, but I did scrape my knees when I crawled up from hell.
  • megustagaga:

    being told to stop apologizing so much is literally the worst thing because the first thing you think of as a reply to that is “oh I’m sorry I say I’m sorry so much” and then the person yells at you like “STOP IT” and you just kinda don’t know what to do or say next so you stand there and cry

    reginasmom:

    those kids who still think liking old music makes them special 

    sexponents:

    how sad is it though when you see someone you once knew and all these memories just come flooding out of your head and you can feel your heart ache with pain of missing them and you don’t even know how to breathe for a split second because your suddenly caught up in the moment of how you no longer know this person they are nothing more than a stranger again

    ibez:

    i just spilled some cocoa krispies on the floor and it made me question how valuable our time on this earth really is

    Stains

    I’m just a little bit satisfied
    about the black and blue abstracts
    I left upon things you wore
    At least they were not so easy to erase